26.03.07 - I'm on a roll.
Restarting my chronicles yesterday made me remember how much fun I had, and, well, I feel like doing it some more hahaa. Beware, some will be a bit long, and this ain't quite the best material.
Jane's Addiction - Been Caught StealingThis one's quite an oldie (yeahh
the '90s). The video starts off all
weird, but it kinda continues by giving you the idea that it's gonna be another one of those videos about drag queens, where you see her
dressing up, mixed with some scenes of her partying in the local gay bar, or being mistreated in the streets by some mean kids. However, this one video turns out to be the disturbing story of shoplifters in the local store, who are awkwardy unnoticed by the
local friendly cop, wheter they
shove pineapples up their dresses, or do it
the stripper way. Gotta love it when they
dance in the middle of the hallway, amazing. This video also marks Jane's Addiction's downfall.
Muse - Knights of Cydoniai'msosorrybliss.This one will not have any still images, or further comments, as it's too long for me to wait for youtube to load it. That, and I seriously can't stand this song, which is so long, instrumental, repetitive and annoying, and its lame, inconsistent video, which, imo, makes the song even more excruciatingly long, despite the "wth" of it all. Cheers.
Jack Penate - Second, Minute or HourWhen I first saw this video (which again won't have still images, as I would have to print screen every single frame image), I was completely shocked. It was on MTV2's "Spanking New Music", which is their space for brand new videos/bands, which means,
it's not some random 50's shit they found in the bottom of a drawer. Exactly, they didn't go around old files, and went "Jack Penate? WE NEVER AIRED THIS ONE, OOPS", and then regreted doing so, as it actually was once (or twice!!) in first place on the NME chart. Keep that all in mind.
Pull Tiger Tail - Mr 100 PercentThis is another thing unbearable. Who actually thought this would sell? Did this even sell? The kiddies ain't the slightest good-looking, and they also blatantly lack musical talent, plus they dress bad and look bored while they play some
cheap version of scrabble, where their lyrics appear, WHICH IS ALSO SO DONE, in lack of better examples,
here, and
here (and obviously in 3897492839234 other videos). Cus, y'know, THAT SHIT SELLS. When the middle dudie magically appears (
...,
taaah daaah), you have another moment to go "WHYY". So yeah, so far you have a
hillbilly, a
dude with SUSPENDERS and some bad-looking anorexic surfer. Which is the middle one. They also go changing clothing. In one bit, they're white (or something alike) button up'd winged beings. While you think of how sexy they are, two of them put on some polos, and one of them
takes silly springs of his head, making it look like he's losing a massive ammount of hair. The video goes on on its unique stupidity, constantly giving you the "WHYYY!!!" despairing thoughts, for which I apologize.
Bonus shot. The middle dudie is trying to seduce you, isn't that a surprise!
Beyoncé ft. Shakira - Beautiful LiarThis
has to be the grossest musical accouplation ever. Black-Pride and Goat put together whorily. A few astonishing shots:
You can actually see her nipple when on TV. Ew.It's okay, I like 'um wild.HELL YEAH THAT'S THE STUFF!Hip manicure.*Also touches self*I bet you look good on the daaancefloooor!!Culo!This for some reason reminds me of Gospel women. Poor Gospel women.Almost like lesbian porn.STAY TUNED Y'AAAALL.